Dear Santa….

One of the most common Christmas traditions might be writing letters to Santa. I know that my brothers and I did it every year, and our parents Santa Claus would even write replies to us and tell us that the cookies we left out for him were delicious.  The letter to Santa that I wrote yesterday and am sharing today is definitely not traditional, and I decided to write it as a cherita.

Dear Santa,

Did you get vaccinated personally by Dr. Fauci?

Are you ready to give out gifts on Friday?
Seems like we’ve been getting coal all year.

But look, here comes the Christmas star!
Please restore to us the mythical magic,
Please also punch most bishops in the face.

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